dis dic

A mumbled way of saying "this dick" .... Originated in the movie Kids

Brett: "Do you want dis dic"
Alexis: "What?"
Brett: "This dick M#&ther F*#cker!"

by GM-Titay May 3, 2011

Dic Mac

1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey

1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"

by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010

lazer dics

the mispronounciation of "lazerdiscs" by the most incredible people in the world.

This movie is availbale on VHS and lazer dics

by jht666 February 21, 2009

dic

a short term word for “dick” if you’re a too scared of a pussy to write the whole thing.

bro you can be such a dic

well it seems like you’re a pussy if you can’t say the whole thing

by jakey s October 16, 2018

Urban dic

A place where memes go to writhe in filth and coalesce

I searched Urban dick on Urban dic and it gave me some interesting results.

by Theuglyman July 29, 2018

dic

-a derogatory term for a no-count scumbag.
-a person who deliberately fucks you over in some way, shape, or form.
-an asshole, or a person who 'acts' like an asshole.

-a person with a penis under six inches erect.
-a person with a penis over 10 inches long erect.

"I heard that Harold slept with Jerry's girlfriend. What a dic!"

by Bert LaVey August 23, 2018

Ur Dic

Short term of a word you need to look up in the „Urban Dictionary“
Often misunderstood as „Your Dick.“
(Plural: Ur Dics)

Me: Are you coming to my party?
Friend: LMAO! Yes ofc I‘ll be coming!
Me: Gosh, stop using ur dics.
Friend: WTF?! I NEVER SENT U MY DICK?!

by Tomentos September 3, 2018