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Suck my dic(tionary)
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.
You: "I've been eating chicken since yesterday (says sentence in a wrong way)"
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)
by Rickk O'riginal June 28, 2017
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Dic fein

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URBAN DIC-TIONARY

by MLG DONUT June 7, 2018
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Dic Mac

1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010
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dry dic december

use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute

dont take showers

avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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Nic-le-Dic

One who shit-stirs, fabricates and generally lies about relations with the opposite sex

May also be associated with Chronic Sleaze Sydrome (CSS)

Has aspirations of becoming a Country-Town based dickdipper, or gigolo

May be an expert in romantic manipulations - victims may experience false sensations of being special and important

May be under the illusion that he is older than his years, when in fact has mental capacity of a 5-year old (dog poo)
Check out Nic-le-Dic, spreading his seed

I so encountered a le-Dic on MSN

le-Dic is dramatising his status again
by fullygrownbeard September 2, 2009
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