by jacqitoff May 14, 2022
Get the urban dicmug. use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute
dont take showers
avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock
dont take showers
avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
Get the dry dic decembermug. 1. A restaurant where farmers and the help meet to run shit... A secret restaurant where farmers (shepherds) meet with multi-talented employees and volunteers meet for the multiplication of the flocks, crops and the good for its property's, dominions.
Senetor John asked the secretary to make a reservation at Dic Urbans to discuss a raise for the farm.
by N8BaLLIN March 4, 2023
Get the Dic Urbansmug. by MLG DONUT June 7, 2018
Get the URBAN DIC-TIONARYmug. by FREDERICK SUSANNE April 29, 2019
Get the UB DICmug. 1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010
Get the Dic Macmug. When you don't know somebody's gender or when you know something is obvious, nonsense or repetitive.
Me: "Yo bro I'm a virgin"
Bro: "Jaquavywavy Dic-Hol"
Me: "Fuck You!"
Example 2:
Bro: "Nah bro I ain't got a hole or a pole I'm Gender-Fluid!"
Me: "Well nah ya got a Jaquavywavy Dic-Hol to spare💀💀💀"
Bro: "That's what she said alr?!"
Bro: "Jaquavywavy Dic-Hol"
Me: "Fuck You!"
Example 2:
Bro: "Nah bro I ain't got a hole or a pole I'm Gender-Fluid!"
Me: "Well nah ya got a Jaquavywavy Dic-Hol to spare💀💀💀"
Bro: "That's what she said alr?!"
by GyattGogger69LOL April 14, 2024
Get the Jaquavywavy Dic-Holmug.