I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my desk hadji was on the phone. I can't understand a thing he's saying, but he seems pretty upset
by HobiWan December 11, 2010
Get the Desk Hadji mug.Method of cheating at school that consists of a student asking about one of the multiple answer questions to the teacher and another student knocking on the desk repeatedly. The number of knocks is equal to one of the answers, so if the other student knocks on the desk 2 times, it's option B.
Student 1: Teacher, what do I have to do in question 3?
Student 2: *knocks on desk 3 times*
Student 1: (Thinking) So it's option C! Thanks for the desk cheat...
Student 2: *knocks on desk 3 times*
Student 1: (Thinking) So it's option C! Thanks for the desk cheat...
by Yooshee August 20, 2020
Get the Desk Cheat mug.Slamming desks is when two people of the same sex (usually male) rapidly slam their fronts together, usually bringing sexual pleasure to the individuals.
by saugen June 5, 2018
Get the slam desks mug.Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.
by Moxification June 17, 2021
Get the Hot Desking mug.When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
by Fly Paper July 24, 2011
Get the Breast Desk mug.The act of rolling under your desk while at work to take a nap. An overwhelming feeling of sleepiness comes over you and the need for a resting place (under your desk) is inevitable.
Typically this works for employees with offices, not a cubicle. To avoid suspicion it is best to leave your door open, turn off your lights, and move your laptop (if you have one) under your desk with you so that everyone thinks that you are gone. Secret compartments to hide your belongings (jackets, hats, or whatever else might give you away) are not necessary, but can be very cool. This maneuver is not recommended for those that snore.
Typically this works for employees with offices, not a cubicle. To avoid suspicion it is best to leave your door open, turn off your lights, and move your laptop (if you have one) under your desk with you so that everyone thinks that you are gone. Secret compartments to hide your belongings (jackets, hats, or whatever else might give you away) are not necessary, but can be very cool. This maneuver is not recommended for those that snore.
Employee 1: "Dude, I thought you had left for the day..."
Employee 2: "Nah, I did a desk roll after lunch. I couldn't stay awake after my Thai lunch."
Employee 2: "Nah, I did a desk roll after lunch. I couldn't stay awake after my Thai lunch."
by error404 April 25, 2011
Get the desk roll mug.The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.
That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.
by Ro01 October 12, 2011
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