Definitions by mvernon

emwr 

Early Morning Walk Report. Twitter/Blog/Flickr page concerning what you did on your early morning walk.

emwr: noticed a spy cam atop pretty building on buena vista terrace. must remember to wave every day. or, train dogs to poop within view.

emwr by mvernon September 1, 2009

Desk Diving 

Diving under a co-workers desk in order to partake in various carnal acts.

"Melanie and I started out with a very professional meeting to discuss this quarter's earnings. But, she looked so damn hot, I ended up desk diving her."

Desk Diving by mvernon February 4, 2009

eSlut 

Person who in an attempt to get online props, whores themselves out at every given opportunity.

she's always gagging for attention and is a total eSlut in an attempt to get it

eSlut by mvernon January 28, 2009