3 definition by mvernon

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Person who in an attempt to get online props, whores themselves out at every given opportunity.
she's always gagging for attention and is a total eSlut in an attempt to get it
by mvernon January 28, 2009

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Early Morning Walk Report. Twitter/Blog/Flickr page concerning what you did on your early morning walk.
emwr: noticed a spy cam atop pretty building on buena vista terrace. must remember to wave every day. or, train dogs to poop within view.
by mvernon August 31, 2009

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Diving under a co-workers desk in order to partake in various carnal acts.
"Melanie and I started out with a very professional meeting to discuss this quarter's earnings. But, she looked so damn hot, I ended up desk diving her."
by mvernon February 04, 2009

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