douche

every junior high kids favourite word.

kid 1: douche.
kid 2: lol. whatza douche?
kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot!
kid 2: lol.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 28, 2008

douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

douched

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.

My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.

by ek9sam December 23, 2011

Douche-it

To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit".

Moron: That douche bag is still wearing his pyjamas but he had time to style his 3 foot faux-hawk and apply 3 coats of fake tan.
You: Why do people douche-it like that?

by ChaKyle January 28, 2009

Douche

Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.

Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.

by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022

Douche

Matthew St. Clair

If you take up three parking spots you are a douche

by Eatthatpussi455 July 9, 2017