Meth detective

Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.

There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.

by Dread Pirate Phillips May 8, 2022

Decetive

Stupendously moronic/idiotic

You decetive idiot

by Vab July 14, 2020

Defensive Uno

When the objective is to fuck your neighbor and not win

Ian fucked up defensive uno by playing his plus 2 to allow Justin to win even though Brett and Austin had their nuke +4s on the table

by Chosen rosen August 1, 2021

Defensive Attendance

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022

Deceptivecon

A massively publicized or accepted information that appears empowering and for your best interest but is really intended for your long-term harm, loss or destruction.

A well Known Deceptivecon is Lientists telling the public that consuming petroleum made pharmaceuticals are more healthier than consuming natural occurring herbs.

by Seven Spirits July 15, 2023

Hetero Defensive

A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.

"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."

by YungRightClick October 20, 2018

Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 7, 2011