dimmy

An accurate term used to describe Democrats as being Dim.

Forced busing was the brainfart of a dimmy.

by mama sez January 5, 2009

Dammit Obama

What is cursed whenever one is disconnected from the internet.

Coined from the recently passed bill that gives Obama the power and authorization to quite literally turn off the internet.

I was trying to buy concert tickets the minute they were released, but then my internet went down! By the time I got reconnected, they were sold out! Dammit Obama!

by FiveTail July 6, 2010

Damnyankee

American residing north of the Mason-Dixon line, the border between Maryland and Pennsylvania. Word most commonly found in Southern States.

It wasn't till i was 18 that i learned Damnyankee was two words.

by Thomas Pierce September 15, 2003

God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.

"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author July 7, 2008

Two can Van Damme

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008

dampyman

One that is "dampy" and is a man.

Hi i'm paul

by dampyman May 10, 2003

dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.

-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!

by tadertodd December 14, 2010