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dakimakuras

A long body pillow with an anime character imprinted on it for horny otakus (mostly men) to embrace their sexual fantasies. Kiss it, hug it, hump it, watch TV and eat dinner with the pillow because you're either going to treat it as your ultimate sex slave or only best friend. Owners usually treat their love pillows with their uttermost respect as if it was an actual person to the point where they even give them a name. They are usually the innocent and young tsundere girls suggestively posed showing little to no skin, so you better hide it from your guests to prevent getting any dirty looks. They are also the alternative to the old-fashion Japanese blow up dolls, but nonetheless, one of the best ways for someone to please their fetish for hentai and who does not have anyone to please in bed.

These things are a blessing or a curse. If you're not single, this is possibly the easiest way to lose that girlfriend. Consider yourself warned.
1: You have a dakimakura? Dude, you need to get out more...
2: She has a name, you fucker. *turns to dakimakura* Come on, Mio-chan, let's go play some videogames.

1: Your boyfriend bought 2 dakimakuras. I think something's going wrong in bed with you two
2: Yeah...i'm just gonna break up with him if he'd rather have his anime than me.

1: Broooo what the hell are you doing to that dakimakura??
2: *stops making out with it* nothing
by thisisyourgirlfriend August 2, 2013
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South Dakota Bottle Rocket

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.
My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.
by G-man Fresh March 30, 2011
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dakiyah

Dakiyah is goofy , funny, and extremely petty. She often is good at sports and is known for having a lot of friends or being well known. Dakiyah is a cool person but is violent pushed over edge. If you have a Dakiyah you're one lucky person.
Dakiyah is awesome.
by Fye Girl December 23, 2016
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Dakota Pipeline

The act of revealing your phallus when a large group of people tells you not to.
I haven't talked to Jim since he did the Dakota Pipeline at my cousin's Bar Mitzvah.
by Fratpack January 10, 2017
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dakira

She is a sexy ass girl.She got a good body shape and she likes to eat a lot. She also likes to sleep,very lazy,and always has an attitude.
This girl dakira always has an attitude with everybody.
by Dakira June 6, 2018
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Daklr

A synonym for usurper, Liar, false idol, truth denier, and coper
My friend was a Daklr because he almost gaslighted me into eating my lunch
by You will break, American April 13, 2022
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South Dakota Snowblower

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.
A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.
by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021
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