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cumming corporation

A corporation that has groups of people who like cumming together and bond through their cum.
Cumming Corporation is committed to creating value for our clients through our proven expertise, and lasting relationships based on trust, reliability and results.
by BB910 August 3, 2010
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Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008
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Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH is what I scream when i'm being fucked while I jack off and cum.
Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH.
by eda-skip November 21, 2021
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I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.
I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!
by Crotch Club December 30, 2007
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Pee Cumming

The climatic feeling you get when you let go of an amazing piss that you have been holding for an extended amount of time.
Dick: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God i'm not gonna make it......

**Rushes into bathroom and doesn't care that the seat is still down**

Mom: What are you doing in there Dick?

Dick: AHHHHHHHHH PEE CUMMING!!!!

**Lights Cigar**
by gmacdaddylovalova September 2, 2012
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Dry cumming

It is when you jack off and before you cum ,you squeeze your dick hard so the load does not spread anywhere. It is usually done when there are no paper tissues or you are being a lazy turd.
Oh fuck, I am out of tissues. I better use that dry cumming technique so I don't wet nana's bed.
by Chelero July 18, 2016
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