comber domer

The act that occurs when a woman fondels or styles a man's pubic hair while simultaneously giving him oral sex, or a "domer".

Juice - "All I wanted was a dome, but I came out with some proper corn rows too, comber domers are the best!"

by LilGangstaRy-lu March 23, 2003

Chumberlai

noun. A popular drink among the idle and downtrodden youth of Colombia. The drink consists of Varsol (for a description of Varsol see http://www.exxonmobilchemical.com/Public_Products/Fluids/Aliphatics/Worldwide/Grades_and_Datasheets/Fluids_Aliphatics_VarsolNaphtha_Grades_WW.asp)and Colombiana (the national soft drink of Colombia) usually in a 2:1 ratio. Before mixing, the Varsol is set en flambe to eliminate any impurities and its toxic components. Chumberlai should be consumed at your own risk. Statistics show that excessive consumption of Chumberlai results in a rapid transition from sober to death. For extra potency, Cunberlai can be administered rectally via a plastic funnel, but this practice almost certainly results in death without a hangover. All-in-all, Chumberlai is recommended only for suicidal candidates.

Don Carlo decided to spice up the party with a Chumberlai funnel. He didn't make it.

by Don Carlo March 10, 2009

carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.

Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.

by caitlin February 20, 2005

double cummer

When you cum twice in a surprisingly short amount of time, to everyone's surprise.

"Little Ryan spread a double cummer onto Santa's cookies, so he didn't get any presents this year. The next morning, he said he was simply providing the icing."

by CigarEscobar February 14, 2017

Speed Cuber

A person who can consistently solve a 3x3x3 cube puzzle whose main focus is on improving their average speed solve times.

I am a Speed Cuber , I go for Speed Cubing competitions in my area as soon as I see them.

by randomdefiner_196 September 7, 2018

cumderwear

n. normal underwear which for any reason is soaked with semen or vaginal fluids.
1. underwear which a young male may realease his fluids into while masturbating in bed.
2. underwear which men without condoms splooge into rather than partner's vagina or face (or male partner's anus, but why not?).
3. panties which females get all moist and sloppy when horny or dry rubbed.
4. (slang) referring to any person particularly emasculated.

v. to cream your jeans.

1. "Jimmy I swear to God, I'm your mother not a landromat. I will not touch your disgusting cumderwear anymore."
2. "Baby I don't have any cumderwear, I'm just gonna go on your back."
3. "I was watching George Clooney with a miniskirt on yesterday and I totally turned the living room sofa into cumderwear."
4. "We destroyed that other team in sports. We turned them into our cumderwear."

v. Jimmy was so excited when his voluptuous teacher bent over that he cumderweared.

by Nick Micheletti October 10, 2006

cumbler

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant

That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.

by thefjordsman June 15, 2009