Australian crystal

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.

Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.

by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008

gooch crystals

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

by GolfSon July 27, 2009

Crysana

The best roommate in the entire universe! She is beautiful, funny, smart, outgoing, and very talented. She will never let a friend down and always knows what to say! She is also well known for giving lots of hugs and eating all the cheese.

The cheese is gone!?!
It could only have been crysana.

by Rommate November 20, 2010

Crystal Methican

A derogatory term, describing someone whom is strung out on the street amphetamine, Crystal Meth.

"Hey guys, there was a Crystal Methican, asking for money at the corner store. Just a warning!"

by numpy October 17, 2013

Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it

Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!

by Emance March 19, 2017

Crystable Riley

the luckiest b*tch on earth who f*cked with Zayn and Harry

imagine being Crystable Riley

Crystable Riley = luck

by user123abc November 6, 2020

Crystal pistol

Meth pipe

Pass me the crystal pistol I wanna get lit and off my dick

Pass me the crystal pistol and I’ll suck your cok clean off your hips (Erin withers aka Smithers saying)

by Meth pipe June 16, 2021