Lauren Crombie

1. A sub-cult existing in Scotland, following the teachings of Her Highness Lauren Crombie. Followers are usually called "Bombs of the Cromb"

2. A nasty and malignant tumor that attaches itself to any human being within reach with the hope of reproducing, never happens though, it's too revolting and repulsive, what with that chest and those god awful legs.

1. Look, a Bomb of the Cromb, what a horrible person

2. Eughhhh, look at it. Everyone stay away from the Lauren Crombie or it will suck the very life out of you. Oh my goodness, it's just emptied it's bowels all over it's Lacoste Boots, aw what a shame, looked cheap anyway! Oh and there it is attaching itself to Big Andy...again!

by Wullyum August 20, 2010

coomy

Literally translates into "a fate worse than being gay."

Person 1: "Fag"
Person 2: "At least I'm not a coomy whore."
Person 1: ":("

by Team 10 February 12, 2009

cromulant

abundantly used, proliferate, widespread, accepted

It's a perfectly cromulant word

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002

Cromwell

The act of sucking a horse's cock on a sunday morning before a religious activity in order to get drunk by pouring alcohol on the horse's penis. This is not to fulfill a sexual desire and should be used for discretion.

Dude! Ellen pulled a Cromwell yesterday before she came to the synagogue. She was wasted!

by 6HyungPaqq9 June 14, 2010

cromge

cringe but better

Tyler is cromge

by SSinghNet November 16, 2020

Crompastompin'

When one is pretending to be knowledgeable of a subject that they know nothing about.

Knolegable person: Daft Punk's new song is just soooo lame. Don't you think
Crompastomper: Oh...erm...sure...I uh think that also. Cough...cough.
Knwledgable person to other knwledgeable friend: Oh he was soooooooo crompastompin'!

by Smellaria Ruscoe June 5, 2005

comy

a comy is a short defenition for a communist

u fucking comy

by lildickgirl39 February 12, 2018