creaker

an old white man. Another word for cracker.

bro my granddad is a creaker

by thatoneman2321212 June 13, 2022

Cronker cock

This is when you are shitty at a rager and you get a massive brick in the boxers when the hot girl dances on you.

Damn… The way she’s moving, she’s giving me a Cronker Cock

by PVbeasty January 1, 2022

crocker

a fat lazy male figure that sits on his computor all day with no breaks

that crocker is way to lazy

by adam kevin August 2, 2006

Chris Crocker

A ploy from actor Seth Green to start an internet meme and generate a buzz.

I should pull a Chris Crocker and generate a buzz.

by SnagglePussy March 20, 2008

betty crocker

methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.

A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!

by kindeltopian April 16, 2006

Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.

"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"

by Brothason May 18, 2010

The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009