Credit Card Conflict

You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.

Agent: What's your credit card number, please?

You: 1234- (pause)

Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.

You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.

by ibiwisi April 10, 2010

third world credit card

A pistol

Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?

by Rizu 'D Gangxter' March 3, 2014

credit card

the upword thrust of someones fourarm against one's gouch

that bitch got credit carded to the ceiling

by stve phillips December 27, 2007

man credit card

When, one male slides his "unit" through another man's ass crack.

i saw that silly guy and i gave him a man credit card

by Phithony September 22, 2006

credit card chopper

An expensive custom motorcycle built by a custom cycle shop, usually purchased by a wealthy individual.

Now that it's warmer, you won't see Greg drivin' his Escalade, he'll be on his credit card chopper.

by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008

credit card

the act of swiping a credit/debit card through someones asscrack then asking for money.

i need some cash. ill go try the credit card.

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

credit card lice

The people who work for credit card companies and scam all the money out of people they can through many fees and fines.

those credit card lice are taking all my money.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009