crants

A pile ranging from miniscule to unmanagable in size, composed of various personal accesories, dirty laundry, or even used food utensils/products.

That guy's room was just one big crants, and it smelled like old roast biescht.

by skyeplex September 25, 2006

crantz

to rape a rapistin his mouth/arse.

the police are all probably crantzers

by tom November 25, 2003

cruntasian

an Asian person with a crunt .

"I hear Taijikuwana is a cruntasian.
I wouldn't doubt it..
Yeah, you're probably right bro"

by dgeezy January 14, 2008

crantock

1. a place in newquay, in the south of england.
2. a word that can be substituted into any sentence.

1. last summer i stayed for a week in crantock.
2. girl: you ok?
boy: no, i'm feeling a bit crantock today to be honest.

boy: i sure as hell like the look of that crantock you've got there!

boy: get your crantock away from my crantock, or i will just have to call the crantock!

by lauralegend August 6, 2008

Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.

You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.

by renstar September 17, 2015

chaunted

The state of chaunt. Something nasty to a supra-personal level, so foul it's cleansing. Might indicate a locale of an actual haunting; ectoplasmic.

-How was sleeping over at your grandma's? -Dude sooo great, her attic is totally chaunted, the bed up there left a permanent dust stain on my feet.

-You have got to try swimming in that old swimmin' hole, I felt so chaunted afterwards, like why pay for a mud bath when this muck is so chaunted already.

by chaunted October 19, 2015

Crunt

A compound word made up of the words "Crikey" and "Cunt", used in a situation when the act of being a cunt is so unbearable it results in the expression "Crikey"

Conor- "Slotty, stop being such a fucking cunt."
Slotty- "Fuck of you RAAAAAAT."
Clyons- "Crikey, cunt."
Conor- "Fucking crunt."

by decrepitron August 16, 2017