crantock 

1. a place in newquay, in the south of england.
2. a word that can be substituted into any sentence.

1. last summer i stayed for a week in crantock.
2. girl: you ok?
boy: no, i'm feeling a bit crantock today to be honest.

boy: i sure as hell like the look of that crantock you've got there!

boy: get your crantock away from my crantock, or i will just have to call the crantock!

crantock by lauralegend August 6, 2008

crannock 

From Cranston. Used to define a hot girl's vagina, when the said girl is generally unwilling to show the opposite sex it.

"maaaaan she's got a crannock apparantly, only ____ has ever seen it though!"

crannock by Gtfddd October 23, 2007