monoboob

when a woman is so fat her boob get hidden by a huge roll of fat, creating the illusion of one long boob across her body. its a pretty nasty look.
girl: have you seen that new chemistry teacher? she has a total monoboob!
by lauralegend February 11, 2007
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crantock

1. a place in newquay, in the south of england.
2. a word that can be substituted into any sentence.
1. last summer i stayed for a week in crantock.
2. girl: you ok?
boy: no, i'm feeling a bit crantock today to be honest.

boy: i sure as hell like the look of that crantock you've got there!

boy: get your crantock away from my crantock, or i will just have to call the crantock!
by lauralegend July 13, 2008
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