crater-faced cunt

Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.

Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.

Clem: Crater-faced cunt.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

crater

A over abused and used vagina.

1. Whos Suzy? The bitch with the big crator in her pants.

by big d May 13, 2005

crater-face

a person that is very retarded, makes sexual jokes constantly, smoke 2 packs a day, laughs like a retard.

who is that guy laughing at his own jokes in the corner?

I'm pretty sure he's a crater-face

by bob3540945723160 January 14, 2010

craterhead

A person who has taken part in the annual Craterheads mountain bike ride in British Columbia. This event began at Crater Mountain in 1988 and has continued at various locations across the province since then. The name comes both from the original location of the ride and from a reference to the fact that participants in this ride have less than average intelligence, as exemplified by their willingness to participate in such a ride.

1. Allan is such a craterhead - he goes on this ride every year.
2. Where is the Craterheads ride this year? I think it's at Placer Mountain.

by Taryn June 10, 2004

Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010

Cafternoon Break

a lengthy coffee break taken in mid afternoon. Typically taken by Government employees, thus causing no production.

Nah, I was too late, he was gone for cafternoon break

by Wandyton September 2, 2010

crater face

Usually very bad acme on the face, especially on foreign people such as Asians and Mexicans. The skin have dents whihc go inward into the skin which making it like small craters on the face hence the word crater face.

Yo you see them fobs with the crater faces at the club?

by fobstache maker December 19, 2005