coon

a word that teenagers use for every day things/feelings/people and their faggyness.

alix: omg sera you looked like such a coon today!
sera: stfu you stupid whore
alix: lmfao. you stfu coon.
alix: COON COON COON COON!!!

by lush-lexx.THEBOMB June 23, 2007

Coon

A mentally deficient black person. Usually listens to nigga-music

Aidan: You stupid coon that's a fellow a white person not a ghost

by Itsmeitisnt June 24, 2019

coon

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

by Stop the pendulum January 04, 2006

Coon

(.noun)

A word describing a Southern person with no sense of style. Directly related to the word "racoon" as how many Southern people refer to them as "coons", viewed as tacky and drawl by upper-class people.

A slang term regularly used by people of the hipster or indie variety to humiliate conforming people who tend to follow whatever trend comes up, regardless of how ridiculous or audacious. Also directly related to how Southern states are often the last to catch on to fads.

"That guy is wearing those silly band bracelets. They're so tacky, I have no idea why everyone loves them so much." said Jenna.

"Ha! They're coons, they don't know any better." replied Timmy.

by LazyHappyLucky July 24, 2010

coons

A word used as "cool"

that jacket is so coons i wish i had it.

by TEAYAMS November 08, 2008

Cooning

The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.

Why didn't you go to work?
Cooning bro.

by ShyGuydj May 20, 2011

coon

a woman's breasts. derived from the term "rack" --> (raccoon) --> "coon"

check out the coon's on that betty!

by hard to find a name August 07, 2007