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Target Confusion

Occurs in dialogue. When someone says something so idiotic, there are so many possible jokes you could make; you don't know which one to go for, and end up saying nothing.
1 - "That tooth still buggin' ya?"
2 - "Yeah, i had to get an implant the other day. You ever had an uh, an implant in your mouth?"
1 - O_o "I think that's what they call Target Confusion. So many jokes i could have made, i just didn't know which one to go for."
by Jack of Hats February 5, 2010
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Conformity

The tendency for all human beings to atttempt to belong to a group of people, by any means necessary, in order to feel secure and wanted. Conformity is displayed particularly well by weak-minded individuals who fear loneliness, and when alone feel too afraid to stand up for themselves. Conformity is allowing anything other than your own true desires to influence your decision making. Conformity is what separates the true individuals, who are oppressed and hated, from everybody else.
by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003
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conflama

There is too much conflama when the family gets together.
by Tammy F. January 16, 2009
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Confloption

Descended from the Greek word 'Confloptus'. To upset the equilibrium. To distress harmony. To create a disturbance.
We've just been jacked! Mans rushed up and conflopped everywhere y'all.

I say, what's that on the horizon? Is it a Navy vessel preparing to fire? I dare say we are about to enter a state of complete and total confloption.
by Lethal B November 8, 2008
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confontational

describes an individual whose online, typewritten persona (in font) is vastly different than the one perceived in real-life, particularly from the aspect of being obnoxious, demanding, or arrogant.
Kelly: Ugh! Chris totally bitched at me for not doing his work for him and told me how lucky I should feel that he is actually my friend.

Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.

Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!
by IncontinentalBreakfast February 18, 2011
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confuckingtinuously

1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.
A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."
by nim_k August 15, 2018
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Confagmist

When gay people resort to conformity to taking it in their meth mouth
Hey that kid Coy massengale is a confagmist
by TheOGcritic December 26, 2019
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