Wasted Confidence

The confidence that a usually very shy person gets when drunk.

To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.

Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.

Brenda is usually a very shy sweet but self-conscious girl, until John got her drunk.

John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!

Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.

by Demenyaca June 3, 2010

Storebought Confidence

The confidence that shallow people have when wearing something hip, using "cool" electronics and showing off materialistic posessions.

She was shining with the storebought confidence, when she was using her new iPhone

by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

gay coincidence

When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.

(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"

Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.

by Kushasaurus October 17, 2013

coke confidence

when a person doesn't realize doing excessive amounts of coke has made him/her more conceited and vain than usual.

Person A: I can't believe he thinks ALL THOSE GIRLS ARE INTO HIM MAN?

Person B: It's that coke confidence bro!

by sideburns767 May 16, 2014

Boner Confidence

A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence

by Elsey Belsey January 6, 2019

Rap confidence

You’re so confident that you’ve got the confidence of a rapper

Person 1: bro i be nervous
Person 2: don’t worry bro, you’ve got rap confidence
Person1: this is a funeral

Ig: big_dysphoric_bum (Marcus) and ig: @salt_shaker_9000

by Who took yeet yeet April 24, 2019

megafaunal confidence

The tendency of animals that are very large (megafauna) with few or no natural predators (such as adult grizzlies, elk, moose, etc.) to give off an aura of confidence and lack of concern for their surroundings in the presence of humans. These megafauna are majestic and either the top of the food chain and/or practically invincible and they seem to know it.

"Dude, that elk gives zero fucks that people are getting out of their cars and photographing it. It's practically posing!"

"It's that megafaunal confidence bro."

by D'Noman March 11, 2020