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Columbine

1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.
Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead
by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005
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clamming

Dude I'm clamming on a tab
by beaut. July 29, 2010
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columbine black

adj. Used when describing someone's clothing, specifically trench coat, or similar jacket. Reminding one of the Columbine shooting, or any school shooting for that matter.
person 1: damn, that coat is like columbine black.
person 2: agreed.
by k123 February 22, 2008
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Bowling For Columbine

Michael Moore: Duh...guns are bad. Ban them all.
Charlton Heston: But the Constitution says we can own them. I don't think you would like it if the government arbitrarily told you you couldn't criticize George Bush.
Moore: Duh...there was a shooting which now should negate gun rights for everyone. Ban the NRA meeting
Heston: Out of respect and sensitivity to the family of the victim, I would love to, but changing our annual stockholder's meeting, planned a year in advance, is just not feasible. And we HAVE to hold this meeting; it is not in any way, shape, or form a "gun rally."
Moore: Duh...you're so insensitive..."From my cold, dead hands?"
Heston: That was in no way, shape, or form a reference to the young girl who was shot by her classmate, dude... Really, who is that much of a jerk?
by Andrew B. October 31, 2004
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columbine

An event in which to genius boys who had the knowledge to to change the world were driven to shoot up an entire school. No one would just shut the fuck up with there close minded boundries of "normal" and "decent". Columbine was a scary and i will admit, horifyling event. But i still think that the ones who say "i just dont know why they did this" are the ones who caused it. The only way that you can help to prevent this from happening again is if you "liberate your mind."-Disturbed
Think of it this way. Who were the ones who were made fun of in our parents time? The Nerds or Geeks or what ever. Now look at em! look at fuckin google!! The Nerds are now ruling the fucking world!!! why cant society see that were the new nerds! we may be getting kicked out of school but we are geniuses and Clumbine should has proved that!!! I say "we" because i understand the two kids!! I feel for them and i hope that one day you will all wish you had listend to them !!!!!!!!!
Columbine is the prof that America will always be a lie...
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clemming

to talk nonsensically about utter tripe, babbling incoherently from one conversation to another.
"dale came round last night, he was clemming his arse off about the new fifa game"
by canny48 January 16, 2009
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Second Cumming of Jesus

I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.
by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014
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