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Fucked Myself into a Corner

When one starts a dating or having casual sex with one guy within a tight group of guy friends (e.g, a band, a hockey team, co-workers, rich twins and their dependent BFF). Upon discovering that the initial relationship is dwindling, availability and opportunity, catalyzed by excessive alcohol or drug use, ensues in the initial girl hooking up with one or several members of the group of guys. After depleting all resources within the group, she soon discovers that they all hate her as she has pitted them against each other and compromised their bromance. At this point, it is safe to say, that one has fucked one's-self into a corner.
Example 1:

Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"

Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"

Example 2:

Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"

Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"

Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
by WoW-FTW May 23, 2009
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Colter

Usually a male. Cute and very good with girls also has an amazing body😍 All the girls will want a colter. Also a very good wingman
Who was that?

That was colter hot huh?
by Bruh2456 March 27, 2017
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corner worker

At a roadracing event, a member of the officiating crew (or trackday organizer's staff) who watches the exit of corners for motorcycle (or other vehicle) crashes.

Generally, cornerworkers hold flags to regulate the racetrack - red, black, blue, yellow, green, checkered, and meatball flags - and are equipped with fire-extinguishers and radios, and a strange will to stand in the hot sun all day while people crash all around them at over 150 MPH.
"I'd like to thank my sponsors, the race officials, and the corner workers for allowing us to race here today..."
by kz2zx January 16, 2006
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corner piece

A girl with low self-esteem that is particularity easy to identify, use, and then keep on the backup roster.

Similar to the corner pieces of a puzzle.
Jackie: He's the captain of the football team, even if I slept with him and it didn't go anywhere, would that be so bad?
Scott: Don't be a corner piece.
by ScoJac2012 April 7, 2014
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corner

"im goin down to the corner to pick me up a hooker"
by yer May 19, 2003
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Conner

Usually a really amazing nice guy. He will probably seem awkward at first, but he's not that bad. He is just the right amount of smart and athletic. A Conner will usually be extremely talented, and all the girls love him, but really humble and never a show-off. He is not perverted and respects girls. He can be really serious and quiet, and really fun and crazy. He will usually have a subtle but hilarious sense of humor. He has the most beautiful smile and it will most likely make your insides melt. Conners are usually so amazing, there is no words to describe them! The word Conner can also be used to describe something or someone so great it's too amazing to put into words. If you know a Conner, get to know him. He is most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet!
That girl is talking to Conner!
Ooooh jealous!
by iateyourpie December 10, 2012
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colder than a witch's tits

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.
Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"
by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006
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