coffee-table rock

Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.

-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.

by alxrgrs July 18, 2010

Coffin Draugr

A senile decaying elderly man aged between 45 to over 9000 who takes the piss by being old and a pain.

Guy 1: "Wish this Coffin Draugr would hurry the hell up and get this queue moving! I'm missing the game!!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, sodding git shouldn't be permitted to leave the retirement home!"

by FessSquad October 30, 2014

Fart Coffin

An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.

Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"

by AlexWhiteRules August 2, 2010

sodexo coffee

n. A type of spoiled water, often found in the shoppes and cantines of certain institutions unfortunate enough to entrust their culinary upkeep to the Sodexo (formerly Sodexho) corporation.

Sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.

Notable characteristics:
-Looks a bit like pond water
-Tastes a bit like pond water
-Gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine

"I could desperately use some caffeine right about now. "

*Nothing but Sodexo coffee nearby*

"I guess I'll go find a pond."

by GuyFaulks September 11, 2013

The Coffee Club

When you out in town with your mates but you want to ditch them to go to Strip Club without letting them know

Im going back to hotel to have a coffee. Anyone else fancy joining me at The Coffee Club?

by Glennb July 10, 2020

flying coffin

An eVTOL (electric vertical takeoff and landing) vehicle usually in a configuration similar to a drone.

A typical flying coffin is poorly designed with propellers strategically placed to slice limbs or decapitate. In a rush to part gullible venture capital investors with huge sums of money, hardware and software will often be insufficiently engineered.

Hey look at that flying coffin crashing into the ground, why the hell did the CAA allow that piece of crap to fly in UK airspace?

by UAV Hive March 8, 2021

Coffee house

A place where beta males (soy boys) congregate.

"Did you see that Greg guy?"
"Yeah, he looks like he's a regular at the coffee house."

by SurreptitiousStacy March 10, 2018