"Garrison the conversation"

To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."

Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."

(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)

Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."

(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)

Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".

by No One Has A Clue January 13, 2009

Waist deep in conversation

When someone is in a deep conversation

I thought i got to the party early enough, but everyone was already waist deep in conversation when i got there.

by Wheeze05 October 30, 2018

Conversation Cockblock

A word that immediately stops a conversation. It makes the other person feels so awkward that they end the conversation themselves.

"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed

"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed

by Quiksquirl December 20, 2010

double back door conversation

When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.

'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

by DaynaS March 30, 2008

conversation died

Used whenever a conversation has no more interesting points in it, in instant messenging, when it's no longer of interest to one of the parties in the conversation.

*long silence*
A)*conversation dies*
B)ashes to ashes, bits to bits

A)How's your family?
B)The conversation died. Get over it.

by conorschild December 22, 2005

Coversation

When two people suddenly employ a fake conversation to avoid someone within earshot from hearing the previous, private conversation.

Soo my mom walked in the room when I was talking with Jim about the massive amount of Smirnoff's we downed on friday, and I had to make a quick coversation with him about an english paper.

by sorad101 May 27, 2008

End of Meaningful Conversation

When your friend IM's you about something random and then never responds to your answer.

friend: hey you back in your dorm room?
you: yeah
no response to this leaves you wondering what the heck the person wanted and was the end of meaningful conversation.

by miamiahmad April 15, 2009