cocknose

one with a the male reproductive organ (Penis) for a nose

Alf is a cocknose puppet.

by Pervis McNasty February 3, 2005

cocknose

When you stare at someone, or someone stares or spies on you repeatedly, either checking you out or in a disapproving way.
It can be used to describe the culprit and also what they are doing.

katy: I think we're being cocknosed.
Anna: Yeah i know, it's that cocknose over there, could he be any more cocknosey!
Katy: I know, cocknosers really get my goat.

by Annabombanna July 27, 2006

cocksnot

Sperm "gobblings" shot up the nostrils that slowly drip onto the upper lip resembeling snot.

I wish that nasty whore would wipe off that cocksnot!

by B.R. Copenhagen September 21, 2005

Cocknose

Origins: Avid Merion's "Bo Selecta" TV Programme.

Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.

You, my friend, are a f**king CockNose.

by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

cocknose

Origantes from the african island of cockshnittzle and means some who has a nose in the shape of a cock

omg, that guys nose is shaped like a cock

by Tim Boulter February 1, 2005

cocknose

sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall

alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose

by jak April 1, 2005

cocknoodle

a cocknoddle is a a long, thin and flacid catalac in which rides throughout the womans vagina into her place where she makes vaginal secretions and then takes her mothers pubic hair and glues it to her face because she is a cross dresser and thus also has an implanted penis. this implanted penis is called a cocknoodle.

the cross dresson that sucked my dick for a doller had a cocknoodle.

by jush ravers September 14, 2007