clockbeat

SHOPWORN the concept of the clock 'working over' our bodies and minds. i personally, would sometimes like to street fight the clock!

that old man must have been a hellion in his day! -sure looks clockbeat now!
she looks like she once could of provided a 'wallop', but sadly clockbeat now!!

by michael foolsley December 7, 2009

cockmaster

To master the ways and styles of the human cock.

"He rubbed his cock so hard he was refeered to as the almighty Cockmaster"

by Michael Alvis May 13, 2005

cockerstruddle

the act of placing your cock in icecream and then placing it into a toaster.

"Do I smell baked alaska?" asked Sharon. "No thats just my cock baked into a ("cockerstruddle") ," replied Ozzie

by carlosspiceyweiner October 18, 2010

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006

cockbeat

Th present tense for someone who is consistantly annoying, exageratory or generally socially retarded.

Mate, you are such a cockbeat.

by RQQST3RT33TH April 14, 2005

cockmaster

a male child - usually around the age of young adolesence - who has a string of active old(er) men interested in him for sexual satisfaction.

Although the child is usually sexuallypassive. He controls the relationships and exploits them for whatever material items he can have purchased for him by the old(er) male

Of course I'm a cockmaster. How else do you think I can have three holidays a year, jewelry and an Ipod while working at MacDonalds!

by Garito August 11, 2004

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004