cob job

slang for a something that is put together poorly (see to cobble).

As soon as I find a screwdriver I'll repair the shelf properly, but for now this cob job will have to do.

by jfb76 November 20, 2006

Crusty Cob

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.

Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.

by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009

coochie cobs

when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs

“yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”

by sophalicious September 17, 2021

cob-striper

Derogatory term for hillbillys,rubes,backwoods country persons,(male or female) that use corncobs as toilet tissue.

"He's about a cob-striper!" i.e. "I need to go stripe a cob." Translation: I'm going to the outhouse."

by Lapastacopesta December 29, 2008

Corn on the cob

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips back and forth along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the eating of corn on the cob.

She teased me with some Corn on the Cob before she actually sucked my cock

by bjmike January 16, 2010

sweating cobs

A term often used by old grannys for when they are incredably hot or sweaty.

Dale: God its hot in here.

Grandma Jam: eeeeee I'm sweating cobs!

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

T-COB

Taking Care of Business

what did you do today?
a whole lot of T-COB

by M. Bennett October 4, 2003