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dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
by asschins12 July 20, 2023
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Chore

This word is usually used for politician in Pakistan who belongs to PMLN, someone close to Shareef family is often called by this word in public, original word in Urdu means thief.
Nawaz shareef chore hay
Nawaz shareef is chore
by Miraj101 August 12, 2022
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Chore talk

Talking while doing chores which makes it much easier, faster, and less boring
I'm chore talking while doing chores.
by Sasha V. Steinberg November 13, 2022
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dirty chore

To have sex with someone who your used to having sex with, a routine; Having sex with someone who is unshowered and aren't attracted to but was at one time.
"Doing your Dirty Chore?"
by LST13 November 30, 2022
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Chore paralysis

An overwhelming feeling which prevents you from getting your chores done because there are too many of them. You don't know where to begin and what to get out of the way first. You stare at your 'to do' list unable to decide which burdensome task you should do first.

Similar to choice paralysis only the problem here isn't what flavour ice cream you want to wolf down but a number of boring tasks that have to get done so you can go back to enjoying life.
I wanted to go for a long walk to clear my head but instead found myself looking at my very long list of chores, unable to move a muscle. I was clearly suffering from a serious case of chore paralysis.
by Regolithium October 3, 2022
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Chore paralysis

An overwhelming feeling which prevents you from getting your chores done because there are too many of them. You don't know where to begin and what to get out of the way first. You stare at your 'to do' list unable to decide which burdensome task you should do first.

Similar to choice paralysis only the problem here isn't what flavour ice cream you want to wolf down but a number of boring tasks that have to get done so you can go back to enjoying life.
I wanted to go for a long walk to clear my head but instead found myself looking at my very long list of chores, unable to move a muscle. I was clearly suffering from a serious case of chore paralysis.
by Regolithium October 3, 2022
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Chore stacking

The thing that parents do when your finished with a chore that they told you to do. They usually stop untill they feel like it and they will keep finding things to do for you. They will think about more chores for you to do while your doing the ones they told you to do
Dad: Hey, once your done with that go outside and clean the pool, I got more stuff for you to do after those.

You: why are you Chore stacking
Dad: what is Chore stacking?
You: its in the name, Your stacking chores!
by Zoid123 December 21, 2021
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