surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005

CHAF

CHill As Fuck

Rick: I boned that girl last night.
Jerry: Was it CHAF or SAF?
Rick: Oh, It was CHAF.

by Fratstar82 March 29, 2012

Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"

by AIDZ October 2, 2005

chafing

To have someone or yourself rub your penis to cause irritation and to cause skin to peel off and turn pink or bleed

I was so horny I jacked off 4 times and then my penis started chafing.

by garrett martindale August 5, 2006

Choada

The little piece of skin between a mans' balls and asshole.

Mikey likes to have his choada nibbled on.

by Jacob Tutu April 26, 2011

Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009