cheto

In Spanish (or Mexico's DF, at least) means a guy who wasn't circumcised, or just as the adjective "uncircumcised". This comes from Cheetos, a brand of crunchy, cheesy, irregularly-shaped crisps from Frito-Lay. I think it can also mean the actual uncircumcized member.

Ese tipo es cheto.

Ese cheto es un bendejo.

He's a cheto because his uncircumcised schlong looks like a Cheeto.

by yeyYAY June 11, 2006

Jack chitos

A handsome man that is so fucking sexy. He is so kind and all the girls love him. He has strait A's.

Look at jack chitos he is so sexy. I am going to ask him to have sex because i want some cum.

by 6hi6 November 21, 2017

cheetos

1. A term to represent a tiny little dog shit. See shit. Cheetos have spread rage throughout the world whenever a human being spots a cheeto on their floor. A cheeto will usually be picked up with a paper towel.

2. A Dangerously Cheesy Snack that comes in various flavors and shapes.

1. "God Damnit, I keep on finding cheetos from underneath my bed! I'm gonna kill that little bitch (dog)."

2. "Deeyamn mayne, what the fick is up with these Cheetos they're so damn cheesy, it's dangerous!"

by JBGroveStreet March 14, 2008

cheetos

noun or adj. (chee-toes): A girl that's so fat that she gets assorted food products and all kinds of shit stuck in her folds ex. Cheetos underneath the titty folds

Awh fuck, that fat fuck Cheetos is walking in the bar. God I hope she doesn't wreak of 2 week old french fries and mayo uncrusted chocolate bars wedged in her pancake titties.

by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007

Chetson

69ing a male german sherpard, with a butt plug in your asshole wasted on some good crank with five black men giving you a bukkake.

"Wo got their dick wet at that Chetson last night?"
"Somebody blew a load on my back and my butt plug fell out."
"ahhhhhhhhhbahahahah"

by pussymasters April 9, 2009

cheetos

a girls bra also know as a brassiere

man once the cheetos come off the whole pantry is screwed!

by chelsea&mo March 19, 2008

Chets

Beautiful, intelligent, funny and full of life. A free spirit with wings wide open. Can hold an intellectual discussion on something meaningful and finish it off nicely talking about shit that is meaningless for a giggle. All-round great balanced energising personality. To extrapolate on 'Beautiful', she is perfectly proportioned with stunning features. She lights up your day with a diamond smile and makes the hours spent with her seem like mere minutes. Sex.... wowww (is completely mind bending).

She can make the meanest butter chicken - did you know that the main ingredient in butter chicken is peanuts???

Chets rocked up on a Friday and sent my head spinning 360's in no time. Pitty her stay wasn't longer... I could get use to that.

by Now, Cold and Lonely July 26, 2011