Honda Civic

a car usually owned by a douche-y guy who is ironically over-obsessed with his POS car. may also be owned by a bear.

Eww... That guy drives a Honda Civic. Let's key it!!!

by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009

Honda Civic

Honda Civic's are an amazing car IF you do it right and put your money into the engine. Seriously.. When you put a body kit and a Spoiler on a completely stock civic you have some serious issues. Stock Civics ARE NOT for racing. They have good overall performance for GETTING AROUND not trying to race the farrari down the street. Seriously.. engine, and PLEASE NO Fart cans.. annoying as HELL.

Guy 1 : Yo man i got 21" Spinners and decals all over my Honda Civic.

Guy 2 : Where'd you buy them?

Guy 1 : Walmart

Guy 2 : ... gtfo of my house now.

by Gbaytuner January 23, 2011

celicasupra

Completely superior in every regard to the MkIII, and quite handy for driving over MB's head, because he's apparently an asshat. Second Generation Supra, hence the name CelicaSupra.

My MkII makes your MkIII look like ass, because it's very piggy like and slow.

by Speed Racer January 26, 2005

cervical mulligan

Termination of pregnancy and expulsion of an embryo or of a fetus that is incapable of survival. (informal)

That bitch didn't mean to get knocked up, so she decided to take a cervical mulligan.

by Andy July 4, 2003

anal crevice

The area of the the buttocks that includes the anus and crack.

"Dude... I think something is crawling into my anal crevice."

by Yesh! January 6, 2005

civic

A car which, no matter how much you try to improve it, still sucks ass cauz its FWD. They are an absolute waste of money and by the time youve modded it, you could have instead bought a second-hand WRX which owns!

Man, I've got so much power in my Civic, that my wheels always spin and my car suffers from chassis twist! how cool is that?!?

by WhoCares December 17, 2003

civic

Dispite what the majority of people here think, Honda Civic's are very nice cars. The sporty models are faster than most of its rivals. Also very easy to customize, and can be gorgeous cars if planned out properly.

Just because some people arn't interested in modified cars, some peoples passion lies in cars, if people have nothing better to do than talk about how much hey don't like them they should find something better to do with there time, everyone is entitled to do what they like and what makes them happy.

to round this rant off, Honda Civic's are good looking, relativly cheap to run, reliable, and despite what some people say are relativly fast (perticluar the V-Tech and Type R). :-)

My civic is currently knocking out 210 BHP.
I just got a fantastic insurance quote for my Civic.

by ESi_guy April 26, 2006