cement smiley

Popularized by some movie about America and history and maybe an X, it's when you get really mad at someone for hanging out infront of their house so you kick the shit out of them and then take their face to the curb and rest their upper mouth on the cement and then jump on their head as hard as you can, causing their teeth and jaw to get smushed into their brains. Usually causing death or the horrendous condition known as "British Teeth"

Her blowjobs were never the same after that Cement Smiley.

by Jerry's Kid April 20, 2004

cemetarian

One who is interested in the history and preservation of cemetaries.

Being a cemetarian, she cannot drive by a cemetary without checking out the inscriptions on headstones.

by Family historian July 10, 2010

cementos

1. what mentos eventually transmogrify into after sitting a while in a well ventilated place, i.e., your glove compartment, a cupboard, etc.

My girlfriend found a mentos in her purse. She gave it to me, and it turned out to be a cementos. It broke my teeth

by J.C.H. June 28, 2007

ceegee

great young man

you’re such a ceegee

by oweowe March 8, 2021

Cement

Buzzword of 2009.
Has replaced other colloquialisms such as "wicked and "cool"
(1) Used as an adjective to describe a place person or thing in a positive light.
(2) Used to describe cohesiveness between two places persons or things.

(1) "Dude, I saw you pick up Samantha Addison... That shit was Cement!"

(2) "Yeah man, me and my bro are fucking cement"

by strongbad009 January 18, 2009

cemere

Islander for "come here"

cemere, you've got to see this.

by B July 14, 2003

Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005