Smarter Child

A funny Aimbot to amuse you

me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.

by klsdjf;lk June 30, 2008

Cream Pie Child

A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.

Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.

by SUSUGAM October 23, 2005

Child-molester molester

One that brings justice from molesting child-molesters

Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::

by grokyaballz July 13, 2009

The Child

Also known as Grogu or Baby Yoda

Yo bro did you watch that new mandalorian episode, they kidnapped the child

by M1DN1GHT-HWK March 25, 2021

the cursed child

Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot

Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose

Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?

by Gay or european? August 30, 2017

Child

A human being who is not yet fully mature. Often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.

Child: i'm a happy and undomesticated human!
Society: *crushes spirit*

by Erszebet April 17, 2006

Child Support Whore

A woman who tries to have children with one or more fathers in order to collect child support .

Hey Leroy, now the the baby is born are you gonna ask Tiff to marry you? No man, it turns out she was just a child support whore. I already got a summons to appear in court.

by donkeyracer November 3, 2018