caramelized onion

When you pull out of a girls ass and smear cum and shit all over her cheeks.
Me:"Why does your bedroom smell like shit?"

Friend:"I was banging my girlfriend's ass last night and gave her a caramelized onion! "
by timmah fo sho mang April 11, 2016
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caramel nigga

a nigga who is light skinneded who will beat u like a red headed step child.
Amy: Are you Black?
Shiquita: No.
Amy: Then what are you?
Shiquita: Im a caramel nigga, bitch
by caramel nigga April 30, 2006
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Captain Caramel

A dog who is kind of stupid but people still love him
Do you see that dog Captain Caramel? he isn't really that bright but we still love him.
by Awordguy October 21, 2021
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caramel creampie

when you ejaculate in a females ass and let the cum ooze out of her, the brown shit turns the cum into a mocha-looking color.
That girl Nancy is crazy, I even got to give her a caramel creampie!
by lebron flocka james October 20, 2010
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caramel float

a beverage served at joe pizzeria, the cost in Australia is $4.50
for a large. it's is a lemonade float (lemonade with ice-cream drink) with caramel ice cream instead of using vanilla ice-cream.
1 large meatlovers pizza and a caramel float is a total of $14.50
by Joe's pizzeria February 15, 2011
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Caramel cupcake

When a guy shits in a girls tits leaving a load shaped like a caramel cupcake
She was so hot I wanted to share a caramel cupcake with her
by Bfm April 04, 2012
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Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.
"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."
by The Terrible Tutor March 07, 2010
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