faptasticlese

when the Greek philosopher Testiclese met Athena

Steven: dude i just found this badass vintage porn site!
Me: thats FAPTASTICLESE!

by Kurosebaka December 4, 2010

crapastic

A negative term made by a combination of crappy and fantastic (with fantastic in this case meaning extreme.)

I got stuck with a crapastic accompanist for that audition.

by Leslie Knowles June 15, 2008

cagetastic

A mental state in which a person is both bland and action-packed. See Nicolas Cage's movies.

Ole Mister Freeman's heartattack was cagetastic.

Mary-Anne sure is a cagetastic fuck.

Nice frosted tips, Jake. They're cagetastic.

by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009

Criptastic

Combination of the words Crippled and Fantastic. Referring to someone who is physically disabled and displays a general awesomeness.

That girl over there is totally criptastic!

by AG1987 February 4, 2010

craptastic

Craptastic is a cross between crappy and fantastic. Craptastic can be used to describe an event so crappy on a large scale, that you just sit back and watch it in all its crappy glory. For instance, your buddy puts his car in the ditch the first day he has it.

Eric: Dude, can you give me a hand?
Corey: With what?
Eric: I kinda put my car in a ditch...
Corey: Where are you at, I'll be there in a few minutes...
--->5 minutes later
Corey: Dude... this is definately a craptastic moment for ya.. Especially cuz I dont have a tow rope!

by Teh Phantom240 December 10, 2008

Carcastic

When one uses sarcasm while inside a motor vehicle.

360's new track is heaps hip hop and I am in a car, omg this is such a carcastic day

by HoytDerbyLives June 8, 2010

craptasticalrific

Something that is poinless, boring, worse than what was expected, a waste of time, and/or is awesomely bad. It is a mixture of the word "craptastical" and "horrific". This is usually accompanied by a sarcastic sunny disposition and sometimes two thumbs up.

Peyton:Dude, that movie was lame as balls
Megan: totally-like yea, it was craptasticalrific!!! :D lame dumb wack

by Skye-Skye September 10, 2010