comfen undens

The massive and comfortable cotton granny panties you bust out once a month, when you want something to fit your bloated pms bod. Never to be worn with skinny jeans-only under your ratty robe or favorite sweatpants.

I feel so gross! Can't wait to get home and throw on my comfen undens!!

by Morganmary July 26, 2009

Comfortaish

The relaxed state of comfort and vacation when in the presence of hoes.

As I am typing this I am in a state of comfortaish due to the fact that there is a hot hoe present and I am comfortable and in a state of mind of vacation.

by LakeyPoo July 28, 2009

comfort shorts

A pair of comfortable cotton shorts, sometimes can be bought as part of a Comfort Set which includes comfort shorts and a t-shirt. Usually worn around the home but are suitable on a short trip to the corner store for bread and milk. Could also be worn to pick up takeaway on a Friday night.

"Man, what a day. Where the heck are my comfort shorts?"
"Hun you look hot in those comfort shorts but they're probably not the best thing to wear to the movies tonight"

by ninjamaster February 28, 2013

comformance

com·for·mance

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Noun
An object that pertains features of both comfort and performance

"Man, that car has some serious comformance. It's fast AND a comfortable cruiser!"
"Know what car completely lacks comformance? A Caterham."

by Holiace April 20, 2013

comfortably full

The feeling you get after eating a meal and being full, but still being capable of bending and walking. It's the feeling of eating, but not overeating.

After eating at Lolo's, Jamie and Andii felt comfortably full, and were still capable of going roller skating.

by jamiemcnair September 3, 2012

Comfort pee

When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.

We nevah have to worry about Dan peeing on the toilet cause he always sits down for a comfort pee.

by RedBeahd617 July 14, 2015

comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017