Cook Sourcing

when someone steals your shit then tells you that you should thank them for the privilege

The text in the Definition was lifted from someone else who posted it on the Cook Source Facebook page. So a Meta-Cook Sourcing, of sorts. Oh yeah- you're welcome.

by Skippy Sleestak November 5, 2010

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

cook slag

A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.

"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".

by Snugalugs August 11, 2019

Cook Me Dinner

Cook me dinner or cook me dinner woman is a term used by many sexist men when a woman says "The F in men stands for funny" or "Men are wallets"

Emily: KAM, Men are wallets!
James: Cook me dinner woman

by WTMS369 September 7, 2020

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022

Cook beans

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.

Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.

by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022