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missile commander

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.
1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.
by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015
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dance commander

This term refers to a song by electric six called dance commander. Anyone who is the leader of a dance could be refered to as the dance commmander. (dance commanda)
The dance commander will now command some dances!
by Zack Rasner July 6, 2006
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The Commander

When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'
by haribobo January 31, 2012
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Red Wing Commander

Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.
Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.
by The_Reverend July 21, 2006
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Cream Team Commander

The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.

CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.

The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.

CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.

CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.

Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
by TheCreamTeamChief December 6, 2021
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The Clit Commander

Jason Mewes as "Jay" in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
by Anonymous July 8, 2003
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colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration
Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.
by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007
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