A manoeuvre exclusively applied to older, typically menopausal women, to “Chase the Widow” is to furiously stimulate the elderly woman’s erogenous zones in the (often futile) attempt to moisten it for penetrative purposes.
Person A: “Hey, I saw you take that old GILF back home last night, how’d it go?”
Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.
Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.
by Scullsworth August 30, 2020
Get the Chasing the Widow mug.the act of befriending guys in a social envrionment in order to get access to their girl friends. Normally if one were to approach the girl directly, the guys will prevent one from making any progress with that girl cockblocking, therefore dude chasing involves becoming friends with the guys in order to win their trust. It is a technique often used in a pick up artists circles.
Ryan was getting cockblocked by the Cindy's guy friends at Club Factory. Ben dude chased her guy friends, got their numbers, and ultimately Cindy's phone number as well. Ryan went home crying, but was happy when he got to play Marvel vs. Capcom 2 for xbox at home.
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An Ambulance Chaser is a term for an unethical lawyer, especially those who represent plaintiffs in personal injury actions.
Origin
The term is derived from lawyers who follow ambulances to hospitals after a person is injured, usually determined through the lawyer's use of a personal police/fire radio scanner, in order to attempt to drum up business by convincing a victim that he or she needs to sue, or by simply being the first lawyer in contact with the victim, generally when the victim is most prone to suggestion and easily talked into suing.
In most jurisdictions, lawyers can be disbarred if caught engaging in such unethical behavior. Bar associations regularly dispatch investigators to large-scale disaster scenes to look out for unethical lawyers or their non-lawyer agents (known as "cappers" or "runners").
An Ambulance Chaser is a term for an unethical lawyer, especially those who represent plaintiffs in personal injury actions.
Origin
The term is derived from lawyers who follow ambulances to hospitals after a person is injured, usually determined through the lawyer's use of a personal police/fire radio scanner, in order to attempt to drum up business by convincing a victim that he or she needs to sue, or by simply being the first lawyer in contact with the victim, generally when the victim is most prone to suggestion and easily talked into suing.
In most jurisdictions, lawyers can be disbarred if caught engaging in such unethical behavior. Bar associations regularly dispatch investigators to large-scale disaster scenes to look out for unethical lawyers or their non-lawyer agents (known as "cappers" or "runners").
Good Example of Ambulance Chaser:
A lawyer who comes to a classroom and asks the students who were bullied to sue the bully for intentional infliction of emotional distress, so he in turn can receive a large contingency fee.
A lawyer who comes to a classroom and asks the students who were bullied to sue the bully for intentional infliction of emotional distress, so he in turn can receive a large contingency fee.
by Alex Pachiano October 28, 2006
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