cape canavral

generalization for place to get/take drugs get high, crackhouses etc.

"this cosmonot comes pigfishing for cape canavral every day"

by eddie ringer April 23, 2005

Cape Cod

Beautiful beaches and scenic road ways, bit inhabited by old people who are waiting to die, and junkies who are trying to die.

Bring your kids!

"Wanna hit the beaches on cape cod? "
"Only if you like finding used needles."

by Suprise lobotomy June 10, 2018

Cape Girls

Cape girls are girls who think they are better than every other girl in MA, and every other girl in the world. Little do they know, they are sadly mistaken. They are snotty, selfish girls who are only concerned about being thin and their tans. Guys see right through them. They are the most horrific group of girls you will ever encounter, so beware. All other girls in the world think they are pathetic, and the joke is really on them. Keep bleaching the hair ladies, the joke is on you!

snobbish, selfish, need to grow up

by Sarah S May 3, 2005

cape girl

Fat, very loud, shrill voices. Smokes way too much pot to pass high school. Usually quite fat, loves to party on the beach and let it all (mainly her gut) hang out. Can drink about 6 beers before she can't stand anymore and has sex with a wigger whose pants can fit easily 5 to 6 more people in them. Fat.

Damn man, look at that fat slut over there. Just because she's blonde and fake tanned doesn't mean she's hot - typical cape girl.

by CapeGuy February 11, 2006

Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.

“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine”

by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023

cape cod

Considered by many to be the jewel of Massachusetts when in reality it contains rich, pompous assholes, private beaches, and bumper to bumper traffic. Massachusetts residents who choose to avoid this, often flock to NH where they complain about the lack of shopping malls and things to do.

Masshole 1:Going to the cape this weekend? (cape cod)

Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.

Masshole 1:Can i come with?

by Stronk August 21, 2006

Cape Fear

While having sex doggy style you grab your partners arm and pull it behind her back and break it. When she turns her head in pain to look at you, you bite her face.

Taken from Robert Deniro's character in the movie "Cape Fear".

by Jay Nunez January 13, 2009