keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job

you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

Two cops with the same rock

Appropriated from the dated, speciesist, and sometimes sexist, phrase: "Two birds with one stone".

This is when two police officers are hit with the same rock thrown at them, commonly in a riot situation, which is seen as beneficial to the rioter. Known basically as a "2 in 1" result. Commonly used by ACAB supporters and others opposed to police.

That's two cops with the same rock!

by anonymiteriot May 6, 2011

Cops are racist

Oh my Lord! Cops are so racist now of days! They kill black people, white supremacists! Defund the police!

Haha libtard🤣 did you really think this was a defitnion about defunding the police? Get a life dumbass!

Black man who looted store and killed someone: "These cops are racist these cops is racist for arrestin me's u lucky we in de screet dawg"

Cop: You have the right to speak english

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

copson

a cop who likes donuts

The Sherrif was a copson

by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003

Copstipation

The sudden slow down of a vehicle upon observing a police vehicle, causing traffic congestion.

Why is everyone driving so slow!? Oh, I see a cop ahead - copstipation.

by JHLD May 29, 2010

CopSpot

The location(spot) used by traffic police in India where they position themselves to catch traffic rules offenders.

@secondPerson: we should avoid palace road as there are many CopSpots on that road.

by VinKrish July 9, 2014

cops

The nickname of police forces.

EXAMPLE_1:
-- this is a dead guy?!
-- I'am calling the cops!

EXAMPLE_2:
-- Give up the money! this is robbery!
(police approaching)
-- Shit! cops are coming!
-- we must get cover!!

by It's SiSgamer HD! what's up?? March 13, 2015