What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."
"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."
"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"
"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."
"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"
"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
by alierpantz January 11, 2013
An erection caused by the vibrations of an automobile, bumpy roads or the like. Usually not desired*
"Get out of the car already man!"
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."
by Shadedragon December 26, 2008
noun An impatient blind midget that has little or no personal hygene. This person also consumes a popular australian alcholic beverage from "1988" this bevarage is called powers gold. the name buzz's dad comes the toy story character buzz lightyear because of his clumsiness and obvious alcoholism.
"stop being such a buzz's-dad stuart and stop stop drinking all the powers" said Ben. "who's there" replied stuart.
by typing stick August 08, 2009
Ex.
Steve: We need to enter a new paradigm! Stop making so many egregious errors! Let's be retrospective, but proactive too!
Dan: Wait, paradigm, egregious, retrospective, proactive, aren't those just big words that dumb people use to sound smart?
Steve: We need to enter a new paradigm! Stop making so many egregious errors! Let's be retrospective, but proactive too!
Dan: Wait, paradigm, egregious, retrospective, proactive, aren't those just big words that dumb people use to sound smart?
by Assbank June 09, 2005
the hang overs hot cousin. when you wake up after a night of drinking, you find yourself feeling great, very witty, and with a lot of energy, and after a little, you realize you're not completely drunk, but a little buzzed still. this is the wonderful buzz over. you can ride it out or keep drinking and be drunk in less than a couple drinks
dude i'm buzzed i'm buzzed over, lets start drinking!
so lucky i'm buzzed over and not hung over
i never get hang overs, just buzz overs
i woke up so buzzed over that if i drove i'd get a dui!
so lucky i'm buzzed over and not hung over
i never get hang overs, just buzz overs
i woke up so buzzed over that if i drove i'd get a dui!
by juanye west September 10, 2009
You are at a concert or other function, not doing drugs. Someone next to you is smoking a joint and you get a contact buzz because you breathe in the cannabis saturated air around you.
by BK your day March 02, 2007
#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.
# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.
# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.
by Joshtown March 06, 2010