ghost buttocks

When a man/woman had been sitting on the toilet seat for a period of time and have warmed the toilet up. Then someone else comes along and sits in the the pre-warmed seat

I don't know who was in the toilet last, but I experienced some quite bad ghost buttocks.

by Savagesaville69 April 19, 2017

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023

Buttocklouse

A form of excretory insect; which parasitically resides within the hairs of the host's rectal passage and on the buttocks.

"Ach shite-There're Buttocklouse eggs in ma crap!"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

Alabama buttlicker

A group of extremely not normal humanoids that is a sweet Combination of witch craft, hot and chill pants, herbal essences, and a dash of psychotic awesomeness.

That group of Alabama buttlickers is out of their element

by CraziiTracy August 19, 2022

buttsecks

how is that supposed to feel good? there's no sexual organ there or anything... just the pooper.

buttsecks. "OH MY GOD KEEP DOING IT YOU'RE BUMPING MY PROSTATE"

"Did you.. did you just.. shit on my dick??"

by SLDCJAM October 3, 2006

Buttlock

When your butt goes numb after sitting down for forced amount of time

When I was in grade school I sat throught so many pep assemblies and couldn't get up and many presentations.

by Reyanne Dampier November 3, 2005

buttockal

having to do with the region of the buttocks

Bryan could not take his eyes away from the defined buttockal area of the man in tight spandex shorts.

by Clara Jihyun Kim October 18, 2007