Buttclock

the act of putting a grandfather clock in anothers anus and having random people tell you what time it is!

hey I'm bored lets make a buttclock

by mhoward August 23, 2011

ButtFuck Cold

Cold, very cold, Such unbearably low temperatures that two individuals must resort to random acts sodomy to keep warm.

It's buttfuck cold out here. I can't even feel my hands.

by Stockjunkee January 21, 2021

A Buttfuck

A person that is stupid or can't comprehend anything, or a stubborn person.

Person 1: *plays with lighter*
Person 2: Stop
Person 1: No!
Person 2: you are a buttfuck

by honextly September 19, 2022

devil's buttfuck

(n.) an insult given to the annoying person trying to play devil's advocate.

"Quit playing devil's buttfuck, you fucking whore!"

"Hey Larry, why are you being so combative?"
"I'm just trying to be devil's advocate."
"You mean DEVIL'S BUTTFUCK, you fucking whore?"

by firstnamesal March 4, 2015

buttfucking

when liting a cigarette off of another cigarette

buttfucking my friends cigarette was hard but it lit my cigarette

by ARF the Trooper February 15, 2008

buttfucking

when two guys are having hardcore gay sex. one guy puts his cock in his lover's ass.

the hot gay couple was buttfucking all night long.

by gaybuttfucker January 9, 2004

buttflies

A person who is a nuscance, a buttfly, like the flies on a horses ass. Gay men who hit on straight men. Gay men who make unwanted advances on other gay men.

We had to leave. Buttflies were so thick, you couldn't fart without hitting one in the face.

by Jim Inman August 28, 2006