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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

left buttcheek cancer

cancer of the left buttcheek
sometimes abbreviated LBCC

"I can't go to school today. I have left buttcheek cancer."

by danbrown4life January 27, 2008

buttseckz

Of or relating to having anal sex.

-Bend over! I want buttseckz!

-Yes, Tal.

by metroid_omega August 28, 2003

shroom buttcheeks

the underneath of the tip of the penis, where the skin folds into a buttcheek shap

She licked my shroom buttcheeks.

by montron April 17, 2004

buttcricket

A person of little significance whose annoyance rivals that of a cricket and the fouling nature of an elevator fart.

"Why is Brian being such a buttcricket?"
"He was born that way."

by sinzoftheflesh January 22, 2016

buttsecks math

The technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heterosexual women in fandom.

Buttsecks Math is a fairly simple equation! Even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good

1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better

kissing = very good

(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood

by Regimus Prime December 12, 2008

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad that it is a similar feeling to getting a stick in your ask or a dick

buttcheek on a stick

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019