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Birthday Minute

When the time of day matches the month and day of your birth. Usually when the time is shown on television.
by toypit June 16, 2016
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Birthday suit

Basically naked , the way one is born , defined by renowned spokesmen M o h a k C
I feel really comfortable roaming around home in my birthday Suit.
by fragger123 December 7, 2017
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Birthday

The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
by JBurton31 April 14, 2010
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Bertha

Bertha is a female Germanic name, from Old High German berhta meaning "bright one". She is very intelligent hardworking and a trustworthy friend. Everybody wants to be her.
Hey Bertha is cool.
by chickennuggets01 March 28, 2015
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birthday tool

A person who feels the need to make sure absolutely everyone knows it's THEIR birthday. These people will constantly remind everyone they make eye contact with, and count down through their facebook statuses several days in advance. Even though everyone has a birthday, they feel that theirs is somehow equivalent to a national holiday.

Birthday tools can easily be spotted by dramatic ensembles, including fluffy tiaras, an excessive amount of balloons, cakes, etc.
Birthday tool: ZOMG MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS!!!!1!!!1!
Normal Person: ...Cool.

on actual date of birthday:
Birthday tool: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Normal person: Too bad you announced that 8 times already.
by i.have.no.name. November 4, 2009
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birth face

The face (along with all its parts such as eyes, nose, lips and eye brows/lashes) that you came out of the coo-da-mama with...
Did you know if that is such and such "birth face"?
by @JammOnIt May 6, 2015
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Bartholin

The gland located in the vaginal region of the female body that lubricates the vagina during intercourse.
Shawty's Bartholin's Gland gave me a Super Soaker of an experience!
by Jimbothy... June 4, 2018
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