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Blanderize

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.
The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.
by polyhistor May 5, 2009
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blandnuga

The term for a boring friend, a buddy with no personality
D was trying to mack with those fly honies with no sucess, he is such a blandnuga.

That homie blandmuga is so lame, he gots no game.
by Gunkspiff February 5, 2010
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Blandwagon

A take on the word "Bandwagon," however implying that the bandwagon would be of bland or boring nature.
All aboard the blandwagon!
by iftheresnogodtheresnodevil October 11, 2010
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Blandscape

1. A derivative, boring landscape painting, a la Thomas Kincade.

2. Any landscape lacking visual interest.
"It took us three hours to drive through the Kansas blandscape and we only saw one hill."
by Nixiedust November 3, 2013
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bland stand

When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.
"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."
by BlueFanta December 3, 2016
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bland bitch

A bitch that is bland as hell and does something rude
Emily riTchardson is a bland bitch
by Nip nip May 7, 2018
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blandatarian

One who does not like/cannot handle spicy food. Often from the Midwest.
No jalapenos for me - I'm a blandatarian!
by Ralli77 July 23, 2018
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