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Emmy Branch

brown haired girl? is that Emmy Branch?
by c00lpersonlsdkfj July 27, 2012
mugGet the Emmy Branchmug.

happy branch

happy branch is the term given to an erection.
by maddendog November 5, 2006
mugGet the happy branchmug.

executive branch

The sexual organ that is the decision maker for men.
For men, all thoughts are legislated from the balls up, through the executive branch(aka penis) where it is signed into action, with only the brain left to sort out if that action was unconstitutional.
by kris takahashi April 22, 2010
mugGet the executive branchmug.

Monkey Branching

Not letting go of one thing before you seek or reach for another thing. It usually applies to relationships but some people do it at the dinner table and some do it when they think their means of income is insecure.

...Keeping in mind this is part of how monkeys survive...
Since polyamoury is not officially recognized and since people do the bare minimum for even themselves, I gueas thise of us who want a whole or interesting relationship are left to do some Monkey Branching to see if the next relationship contestant is more of a winner
by T3CHN0F03B October 13, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Branchingmug.

Branch Floridians

Small and dangerous religious cult apparently run by someone known as the Reverend Fairinheight451, who may or may not also be the same person as the MSN troll Michelson-Morely. That MM is active in this cult is clear from the latter's references to the experiment on which he bases his nic.

The group puts on a humorous, Situationist exterior but this covers a serious paranoia and a resultant cult complex. They believe a small clique is controlling the world, and publish a regular bulletin, "World Domination".

Their name is a play on Branch Davidians, the name of the cult slaughtered at Waco.
The antics of several characters with links to this group, which may be either indoctrinated cult members or multiple ID's of the cult leader, have caused havoc on Anarchist Alliance and other MSN groups, where they take their intolerant views to the point of accusing others without foundation of being Nazis and starting flame wars over trivial issues.
by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004
mugGet the Branch Floridiansmug.

Bear Branch

a school or home of educational purposes. But no one learns anything. Houses students that party, get drunk, and smoke weed all the time. the students are known to be total bad asses, home to bitches, and you just don't want to get on their bad side. Most of the boys at the school are attractive, if their not, their probably creepers. and the girls are also very attractive, and make up 90% of the bad assness of the school. the other 10% are the football players. and they are who you "seriously" don't want to mess with. and if you go to Magnolia JH you best not be getting on the bears turf.
"Wow, those kids must go to Bear Branch because they look like they could kick my ass?"
by thebitchwhocankickyourasshoe January 9, 2010
mugGet the Bear Branchmug.

Mr Branch

A band teacher that only cares about attendance and how people play
I wanted to sleep in so the attendance went down and Mr Branch got angry.
by Ok so what February 8, 2019
mugGet the Mr Branchmug.

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