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lazy bonesitius

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.
How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.
by FegelFatso November 29, 2019
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Bird Bones

a condition in which a person cannot take a ribbing from a close friend. the person receiving the playful picking commences to whine and cry like a little baby bird until everyones in a bad mood.
we were gonna tease braden about getting fired but he's got brittle bird bones.
by titty babby. cry baby, eddie m November 18, 2011
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jones for your bones

Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.
"Whenever I see you naked, I jones for your bones."
by Russell J. Colwell May 9, 2006
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Bones

That SkinnyWhitePimp.
Founder of TeamSesh
Th@ Kid
TimTheToolManTaylor
Gho$t
Bones came from the land that was frozen. Four-thirds, you already know the name, its Bones, that Skinny white Pimp.
by ImCaseyImJoJoImCrazyImLoco December 28, 2018
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Wag Dem Bones

When a man ejaculates onto two asses (preferably female) that push up against each other forming a bone shape.
Hey, Steve is talking to those two girls, maybe he'll wag dem bones tonight!
by Free Karl Lee February 24, 2010
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stones and bones

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,
by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019
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Bobby Bones

The Ryan Seacrest of Austin TX. He has his own radio show, is one of MEtelevisions' music personalities, has his own local late night show and was recently in the movie "WILL"

His real name is Bobby Estell, not Bobby Bones.
Tune in to the Bobby Bones Show on 96.7KISS FM 6-10!
by BBSfan May 6, 2008
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